...so, yeah, is anyone else getting Legendary Dark Knight Sparda vibes from Lazard? Just me?

Also, so Angeal does actually have facial hair. Holy crap, it's a miracle. They've also rendered him a little younger, I see. ...this means I have to work on that freaking manscaping bunny, doesn't it? Damn it, I can refuse the bunny. I can.

...and Zack is an Uchiha.

Title: Identity Theft
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Prompt: 27. Parents
Characters: Cloud and Zack.
Rating: R. Zack and Cloud curse. Hey, they're teenagers.
Notes: Another gift from Random.org.

( Let's forget I said that last part. )