So, yeah, I stalked onedeadbunny for a while, and since it's starting up again, I think I should jump in. Please note that anything self-gratifying or that I probably won't ever get to (Random Sakura Redux, CDT) will not be on the list, since, well, self-gratifying and realistic goals and such.

( Das List )

Tables of Contents
Feeling a need for further order, I've cataloged my fanworks in my main fandoms. Further notes and disclaimers are in each table.

( Final Fantasy VII ) ( Mercverse ) ( the OC things )

Well, I'm something of a fan of the The Alkazar. I rather like the subset of the Alkazar where the actor plays up some sort of characteristic of his or her character in real life, probably just to pander to the fans or a specific subset of fans. Examples include Ruben Langdon acting like a total dork., Steve Burton acting unsure but determined, and Gideon Emery admitting to developing a small crush on Fran.

So, in the mornings I listen to the Z100 Morning Zoo (Guys, you've seen my deriviative, unoriginal fic; my derivative, unoriginal icons; my derivative, unoriginal layouts; and my overall devivative, unoriginal thoughts. Is it that much of a surprise that I don't listen to more enlightened stations?), and this morning they interviewed Jesse McCartney. So, along with the creepy Shota Cat-like perving from the hosts and from callers, Jesse also mentioned that he's more attracted to the lower half of the body. Alas, he didn't mention whether he preferred blondes, bruinettes, or red heads.

Title: "Anything You Can Do..."
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII XII
Characters: Basch, Fran, Balthier
Rating: PG, PG-13 at most
Notes: Holy shit, I wrote FFXII fic. Actually, I started this one roughly a billion years ago (five months in real time), thanks to a Cid/Vincent post on Fandom Wank that deviated into FFXII awesome. So, um, kind of weird and choppy, and I haven't developed a proper Basch-voice yet. I can only claim something of a hang of Balthier because I used to rock the purple prose back in the day.

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Yes, I realize that I am, indeed, going to hell.

This year, my towel is a shrunken beach towel of a sunset and dolphins. The colors are dark, appropriate for mourning, and you can't forget the dolphins. I think I'll go through Hitchhiker's again today, even if it's out of my queue's order.

No one'd happen to have an mp3 of "So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish," would they? You know your Google-fu is weak when the mp3's you've found are poorer in sound quality than the opening found on You Tube.

Now, for the other end of my subject line.

Today's also the thirtieth anniversary of the release of Star Wars, so I thought I'd do a few things to commemorate. So, links and icons. First, a set of links, mainly Episode One trailer parodies because it was like everyone was going batshit for the movie. Then the new trilogy came out and, well... yeah. And someone needs to rework Crisis Core footage to it. Come on, damn it, you know you want to.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap Something of a radio edit--this is You Tube, after all--but I like it.
The Saga Begins Trailer, Eva version
The Saga Begins Trailer, South Park version

So, now, Squeenix Icons. I was just going to post the Star Wars-y ones, but I might as well show the others while I'm at it.

3 Final Fantasy XII
5 Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
4 Final Fantasy VII
( Because we all know that FFXII is Star Wars with chocobos. )

So, $399 US quarter-scale figurines of Gabranth, Sephiroth, and Advent Children!Cloud. Good on them for the embroidery, and I know the cosplayers are going to run fabric analysis on the things.

But, because of the whacked scale and how the fabric is falling, I think the Play Arts versions look better.

Puttering around the site also brings up models of the Sister Ray, Jailbait Kadaj's bike, the Cerberus, and Tifa riding the bitch seat on Fenrir.

It's really annoying realizing that the only thing that got me the first two times I attempted Omega was the queue set-up. Reverse, then Lure. Damn it. Oh, well, Omega's done. The only thing left to off is Yiazmat. Though, I could take a break in the name of leveling up and get the rest of the rare monsters and Ultimate Weapons...

EEEEEEE!11!!one!onzeichi

Ashe looking badass for a demi-SD (and her skirt getting shorter, it seems), not-a-girl!Larsa, and Gabranth Basch!

Oh, and some pimpery: Please to be joining my Getsumei Fuuei and/or Candide fanlistings? Please?

A&E was showing "Star Wars: Empire of Dreams" again, so I was inspired to get through the FFXII end-game.

( Rantings of a spoilery variety )

Dear Zodiark:

Go die in a fire.

No love,
Sofia

ETA: Okay, so you didn't die in a fire, but I suppose that Scathe Motes and Bio spamming is close enough.

More FFXII icons. All done today, with my trusty Photoshop. The Party tends to veer towards some RPG stereotypes, so I had to do something. That, and I want some of my personal running gags to become memes. Because really, Princess Powergamer > Princess Hoochie Skirt, right?

( Look! One of those icon table-things! )

Gideon Emery on playing Balthier (courtesy of Square Insider):

He's so much fun to play and I really wanted to get the gig, as I thought I really had a handle on this guy. He's sauve, yet cocky. Like some cross between Han Solo, Bond with a dash of Jack Sparrow. Who wouldn't want to be that guy?

M. Emery wins at life.

Firstly: Got into Grad School! I'll have a life and goals and shit come September! Career! Total props go to Roden-sensei and Mrs. Ninehan.

Secondly: Basch/Zodiac Spear OTP. OMG their love is so "I'll rape your children before they're born".

I'll miss Basch continuously blocking, then going in for a combo, but at least those hits in the combo don't have the chance of being single digits. (I had him on axe and shield. Don't know what about him says "geomancer", though...)

Dear Necrohol of Nabudis:

I love you too.

So, FFXII made my favorite controller die. (Before anyone asks, yes, I did realign the pads. It's the wiring itself that's shot.)

I'm horribly cheap but I need to find another one. I still have the default controller, but doing fireball motions on it isn't very reliable, so I got a newer one. I suppose that the default will be for RPG's and hack-and-slash now, and the one I'll eventually buy for the fighting games. Sigh.

( Rantings of the spoilery FFXII (to Draklor) and FFT (pretty much the whole damn game) variety )

ETA: ( Dragging out the French. (Spoilers for FFT: the Lion War) )

Dear Black Hole Concurrance:

Fuck you, the chocobo you rode in on, and the little girl that fed it greens.

No love,
Me

P.S.: I know this game was made by the same closet sadists team that made Final Fantasy Tactics and Vagrant Story. I've played both.

ETA: Finally. Damn.

...I'll be getting to Crisis Core ones later. Well, I finally finish a set. Wow. First time for everything.

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More iconery. The Itadaki chibi are adorable. So, so adorable. There will be more. Let's ignore the shameless Balthier fangirling

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...it's late, I'm tired, and I really should have waited until I gathered the whole set, but damn it, I want to have something to show. Ganked from official CG and Itadaki Street Special.

         

Han Solo + V = Balthier. Discuss.