Wow, that's some cracky shit right there. The translation I got was piss-poor, but better than nothing, I suppose. Morikawa Toshiyuki being Dante is still making my head throb, but not as much as before. I guess it's because most of the fandom squee I've been exposed to is directed to Jailbait DMC3!Dante that my perspective is skewed a bit. Still, he's suitably dorky. Batshit but well intentioned parenting skills for the win.

And now, to see the wank fallout.

Yeah, this is going to be in my head for a while. Because I'm such a nice person, I thought I should share it with all of you.