Title: Foolproof Letter Scheme
Fandom/original: G.I. Joe I know nothing about this fandom, except for what I've read of Crystal of Ellinon, Totenkinder Madchen, and Joepedia.
Characters: Hawk, Flint, Lady Jaye, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes
Rating: G
Word count: 911
Summary: Valentine's Day does not happen at the Pit. Valentine's Day happens to the Pit.
Notes: Fic for a fandom I never thought I'd write. Birthday fic for artimusdin, with her prompt "Valentine's Day at the Pit". It... kind of got away from that, but I think the spirit of it is still there.
Warnings: Baby's first fic in the fandom, fangirl keigo, fourth wall leaning, out of character, pepperjacking, rampant weeabooism, shout outs, showing and not telling.

( And that was why the Pit's resident ninja were seated in Hawk's office, Storm Shadow looking disgusted, and Snake Eyes radiating his usual calm. )