And now, levity, courtesy of "Flocks of Ninja, to the right.":

Spiderman: Wolverine! Come quick! Elektra has infiltrated the Star Trek convention by cosplaying Seven-Of-Nine!
Wolverine: Huh? But she’s kunoichi.

I will say right now that I'm rather proud of myself for retaining enough Japanese to know how to untangle that joke, and what "それは右でないか" meant, and how head-desk inducing it is in the context. (See the post for more on that.)